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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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