Yo dont text me then not text me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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