Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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