You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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