I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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