I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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