sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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