PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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