What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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