I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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