Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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