So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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