Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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