I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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