Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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