I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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