I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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