yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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