i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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