This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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