is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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