i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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