It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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