I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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