sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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