Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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