I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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