just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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