Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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