My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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