so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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