Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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