you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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