matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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