dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
