You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize
