my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
