I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Randomize