honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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