Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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