the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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