Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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