Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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