sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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