If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
