she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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