who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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