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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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