whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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