i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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