Non-Jews are for practice
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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