Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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