Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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