tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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